Thursday, February 24, 2011

Review: Gnomeo and Juliet

        Gnomeo and Juliet(2011)
Stars:I have no idea
My rating:G
Quote: "I'M STILL ALIVE!!!"
Long story short: More of a kiddy film

When i was maybe about five or six years old i wondered what happened to my toys whenever i left the room, Still that is something i sit here and wonder about after all these years and what better movie to remind me about my childhood theorys than new animation flick Gnomeo and Juliet.

Now lets just get this straight: I dont actually have any garden gnomes on my property and i really dont want to really. But before i tell you about the movie i am reviewing i will tell you how my theory in the above paragraph started.
One day one of my family members freinds asked me if two of my toys from toy story talked to eachother whenever i left the room wich if my life was a movie the awnser would be yes.
And that is another theory i made when i was eight:Am i living in a Video game or a movie OR maybe even a book (See stranger than fiction for more details)But i dont hear anybody narrating my lifeLOL.
BUT i guess thats just life.

Anyway enough of my theorys lets get on to Gnomeo and Juliet wich was what brought the subject up anyway.
What do you get when you put toy story and romeo and juliet together?
The awnser is Gnomeo and Juliet!!!!Surpire Surprise!!!!

Gnomeo is a blue, Juliet is a red who is treated like a rained on piece of s*it. Reds and blues are at war and as said in the opening of the film nobody kows how it began (If i written it it would be over a doughnut just for laughs!!!:D)Anyway the two rivals meet and are unaware of there rivalry (Counting they were both wearing black.)So immedietly they have crushes on eachother until they see their true colours wich are blue and red!LOL!
But they are just saying that they hate eachother because on the inside they will always like eachother, anyway the secret spills and lawnmower incident kills a rival gnomeo NEARLY dies, Juliet Nearly dies but i wont give away to many spoilers but it is a very predictable ending and i like how gnomeo nearly dies and after surviving he talks to a statue of shakesspear who tells him the story of romeo and juliet and the fatal ending.
This is certainly a good movie to watch with kids who will probaly enjoy it alot more.

-Jayden out PEACE!

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Review: Paul

Stars: Seth Rogen, Simon Pegg, Nick Frost
My rating:M15+(Violence, Strong language, sexual references)
Quote:"Anyone want one of these?"
Long story short:HILARIOUS!!!

So in the movie world there is talk about a new movie called paul starring Seth Rogen(Knocked up, the green hornet) Simon pegg(Shaun of the dead,Hot fuzz) and Nick frost (Shaun of the dead, Hot fuzz) Most people has been saying that it is a great movie, but you may not belive them but i am telling you right here right now that this is a 100%FUNNY AS movie!

So Graeme(Pegg) and Clive(Frost) are two british geeks who travel to america for comic-con and then plan to go to the signs at area 51. When they arive at the signs the are in a crash and uncover an alien named paul(Voiced by Rogen) who's spaceship landed on a dog many years before and ever since has been working in area 51 not realising that he has been a prisioner (He realises soon enough) And he asks the 2 geeks to get him back home to his spaceship.

                                                    Graeme Willy and clive Gollings wondering around america during comic con

The acting is brilliant and looks very easy to act to (Even easier for seth rogen coz he is a voice) And the costumes at comic con are pretty cool and like the animations and drawings are all brilliant i think lots of people will enjoy PAUL maybe even you will.

-Jayden out PEACE!

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

ANOTHER new title

Yes and it shall be called ♥Jayden films♥!!! coz that is my first name and i love movies.

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Top 5 movie scenes

5: A nightmare on elm street 3: the dream warriors. (jennifers death scene)
One word: clever

4:Scooby-doo 2: Monsters unleashed(End scene)

This was the only pic i could find that was near the end

3:Toy story 3(Ending)

very very sad but it was at the same time, excellent

2: Scary movie 4(intro)

funny as hey???????????????
1: Blades of glory (T.V scene)

I don't wanna give away spoilers

so that is my list seeya
-Jayden out.


BORAT(2006) Stars:Sacha Baron Cohen
My rating:MA15+(Frequent coarse language, Strong sexual references, Comedic violence, Nudity)
Directed by:Larry Charles.

Now i dont really watch much sacha baron cohen but after watching this i am tempted to. Before you go watch this movie expecting just an average comedy you may want to think again because there is some use of the penis and borat makes some outragous and rude jokes, Still that is not all, Borat and azmat say LOTS of rasict joke for example:When borat and azmat sleep over at that house soon realising that the house is full of jews, sending the 2 crazy and they run away and the next day BORAT asks for a gun to kill jews with but the gun man says not because he is not american otherwise he probally would of gave it to him!LOL! Baron cohen pulls off a brilliant performance with fellow cast mates who i had never heard of before. But from looking at the poster you may think of BORAT as a film with no plot at all. Well it does have a plot but tends to get off task frequently and distract you from the true meaning of the film wich is probaly a good thing in this cas because if that didn't happen this film would be a slow boring and only slightly funny comedy. So i recommend BORAT to the people who are one hundred percent immature because you would be the only people who liked it, like me.
-Jayden out.

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Scream 4 trailer


Childs play remake turned down

A couple of years ago we heard that there will be a scaryu remake of the beloved horror classic, Childs play. But news has been slow with this remake and all we got was this poster:

Not good enough hey???? Well if you get any updates on the remake please notify Awsome Inc.
-Jayden out

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

The number 23 review

The number 23 (2007)
Stars:Jim Carrey
My rating:MA15+(Disturbing images, Violence, Language, Sexual references, Gore)
Stars: 2.5/5
Directed by:Joel Schumacher

My first reviews will be jim carrey movies that i adore alot. The thing is with Carrey is that it is very rare he pulls of a bad act in a movie that hge stars in. And he has very different style in movies, Jim Carrey can be the crazy and serious role.

Robin Williams can be the 24/7 crazy role
Michael Cera can be the frequently shy and confused role
Will Ferrell can be the seriously crazy guy role.
See what i mean?

Though be wartned comedy and Jim Carrey fans this is not a comedy like i expected it to be, It is a phsycho drama filled with puzzling puzzles that all have something to do with the number 23.
"The number 23?" You ask, "Yes the number 23" I reply, "But why?"You ask. WELL JUST READ YOU DUMMY! We have walter sparrow(Carrey) that recaps his birthday and how he gets a book entitled the number 23.